This is an open letter in name of karan Johar jee and his writer
director Tarun mansukhani.
Dear bhai/ baba log,
Aap kee filum kal dekhi, bhai log apun ki samajh main nahin aaya ki
yeh film Miami City/ Beach ke promotion ke liye banai gayi hai yaa
phir videshon main base bhartiya (desi) logon ko yeh batane key liye
hai ki apun log bhee desi Brokeback Mountain jaisee filum bana sakte
hain.
Honestly na to yeh comedy hee ban sakee hai na hee parivar ke sath
baith kar dekhne wali film hee apun ka ek dost apnee biwi ke sath ise
dekhne gaya poori film main vo apni biwi se aur biwi us se
aankhen churati. rahi.
Theek hai ki aap intellectual type ke log ho aap apne pariwar main
baith kar khullamkhulla gay aur lesbian type ke muddon par khul kar
bol sakte ho par shayad abhee tak aam hindustani admi abhee bhee
itna jyada tayyar nahin hua hai.
Agar aap samjhte ho ki videshi beach ka nangapan dikha kar aap logon
ko geele sapne paros kar unhe khush kar sakte ho to bhai yeh aap ko
galatphamee hai, arre bhai geele sapne ke liye voh sedhey XXX DVD
layega aur akele dekh lega par yadee usne yeh filum apne parivar ke
sath dekh lee to bhai mere voh apne aap ko happy and gay kahne se bhee
darega !
Karan jee bhool kar bhee naa ho Aisa Dostana.
Ek filum critic
Now storyline of the movie.
This is a story about two guys (Not the real gay) Sameer (Abhishek
Bachchan) who is a nurse and Kunal (John Abraham), a photographer.
They bump into each other while looking for an apartment to rent and
coincidentally head towards the same apartment. However, they are both
thrown out because the owner wants to rent the apartment to girls
only, since her niece, Neha (Priyanka Chopra) stays in that apartment
alone. Sameer gets an idea that if Kunal and he pretend to be gay
lovers, then the owner will agree to let them stay. Kunal initially
refuses, but agrees out of desperation. Their plan works and they move
in. Over a period of time Neha, Kunal and Sameer become good friends,
hanging out together and having fun.
The three of them go to the immigrations office to register for
residence permit and Neha gives them the idea that if they apply as a
homosexual couple they can get residence permit in a year, which
otherwise might take 5 to 6 years. Sameer refuses but Kunal manages to
convince him and they apply as a gay couple. Sameer later realizes
that he mistakenly gave his London address (where his mother stays,
and where he previously used to stay) as his home address. His mother
(Kirron Kher) receives a letter from the immigrations office and comes
to know of her son's sexuality. One day Neha's boss 'M', short for
Murli (Boman Irani) announces that he is resigning his job as the
editor-in-chief of Verve magazine and is in charge of replacing
himself. In order to impress her boss (who is also gay) and bag the
job, Neha invites him for dinner at her house. M agrees when he learns
that she lives with two gay single men. As M arrives, Kunal is
reluctant to act gay in front of him, so Sameer gets cosy with M. But
meanwhile, a gay immigrations officer come for a surprise visit
stating that some people fake their sexuality for a faster residence
permit. Kunal and Sameer immediately tense up and end up dancing and
acting out in front of them. At the same time Sameer's mother comes
home and faints to see her son like this. Later, she cries and screams
and is unable to accept her son's identity. Sameer, tries to tell her
the truth but can't with everybody around. Later at Neha's office M
announces Abhimanyu Singh (Bobby Deol) as the next editor-in-chief.
Neha is heartbroken and comes home crying. Sameer's mother consoles
her and says that everything happens for the good. Neha then convinces
her to accept Kunal and Sameer's relationship. The next day, his
mother welcomes Kunal with an 'Aarti ki Thali' a.k.a Kabhie Khushi
Kabhie Gham. She blesses them and leaves asking them to take care of
Neha as she was upset. Kunal, Sameer and Neha together work out a
difficult project she was given by her boss and Neha becomes a hit at
her office. Abhimanyu appoints her as the co-editor-in-chief of Verve.
Meanwhile,in Kunal's absence Sameer takes out Neha to an amusement
park as a surprise and they share an intimate time. Later, at a mall
Sameer tries to tell Neha he loves her and that he's not gay through a
trial room door, but turns out Kunal was behind that door and heard
everything he said. He becomes angry with Sameer and states that he
also loves her. As they try to figure out what to do Kunal says that
as tomorrow's Neha's birthday they should go out to this new cool
place he knows, but actually sends him to a male strip bar while he
and Neha enjoy an intimate dinner and movie at a park. Sameer comes to
know of this and furiously hits Kunal and a fight breaks out which
Neha ends. The next day, Abhimanyu asks Neha out to an event and asks
her to bring her two friends along. As the trio are dancing to the
tunes of 'Desi Girl', Abhimanyu enters and sweeps Neha away. Then
Kunal and Sameer decide to first eliminate him together. They try
telling him to do exact opposite of things that Neha likes and almost
ruin their relationship when the truth comes out. Neha thinks that
they are doing this as they do not love each other anymore and are
falling for Abhimanyu. She states that Abhi is straight and prefers
her which the guys happily accept. Seeing that things are not working
out, they set their sights on Abhimanyu's 5-year old son Veer. They
show him a tape of Taare Zameen Par and convince him that once his dad
marries Neha they are going to send him away to a boarding school and
that his step mother was going to be very mean and vicious. The next
day, Anhimanyu, Neha and Veer go out to a basketball game together to
which Kunal and Sameer are also invited. Neha comes to know that Abhi
is going to propose to her at half time and asks Kunal and Sameer what
she should do as she is not even thinking about marriage yet. Both of
them ask her not marry him and reveal that they aren't gay and are in
love with her. Meanwhile Veer tells Abhimanyu of his fears and cries
saying that he doesn't want him to marry Neha. As Neha tearfully turns
away from Kunal and Sameer, Abhimanyu hugs her and tells her that they
can't be together as Veer isn't comfortable with that. Kunal and
Sameer see them hugging and presume them to be engaged. Neha comes
home and asks the guys to leave the house.
Later, Kunal and Sameer go to the immigration office to get their
residence permit and realize that they miss Neha, so they go to get
her at an office party that she is attending. They try explaining to
her but she refuses to listen and Abhimanyu enters. Kunal asks when
they are going to get married and Neha tells him that they broke up
because Veer wasn't comfortable with her. They both tell them the
truth and Abhimanyu and Neha furiously try to leave the place. But the
guys stop them and get on to the stage and tell the crowd their story
and ask them tell Neha to grant forgiveness. The crowd edges them to
do stuff like get on the knees and beg to Neha, when one of them asks
them to kiss each other . The guys adamantly refuse to do it when
Abhimanyu says that since they are very fond of being gay, it is the
only way they can be forgiven. Kunal refuses to do it but Sameer
convinces him and tries to kiss him but at the end moment he cant do
it. As Kunal sees Neha and Abhimanyu starting to leave he forcibly
kisses Sameer and Abhimanyu tells Neha that those guys were really her
best friends to do this as even he couldn't have done it, even for
her. Neha goes to them and they make up. After two months Neha, Kunal
and Sameer are sitting on a bench and Neha asks them if anytime during
their act of being gay, they ever felt anything towards each other.
They vehemently deny it and Neha leaves apologizing. Sameer and Kunal
look at each other and remember their kiss.
The film's soundtrack is composed by Vishal-Shekhar. The soundtrack
received generally positive reviews. hum bhee kah dete hain ki
soundtrack of the film will keep the cash registers ringing, with Shut
Up and Bounce as an exception.
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